lucy-x-5billion:

girls will start getting settled for sleep like “wow i’m getting to bed early tonight” and it’s 3am

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papayajuan2019:

will you just let me be silly for a sec. there’s this dread so ancient in me

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the-haiku-bot:

heroofthreefaces:

atheist-xmas:

anneemay:

His handle on what being gay is doesn’t sound very strong either

His handle on what

being gay is doesn’t sound

very strong either

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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londonsboy:

accidentally clicking the wrong option in a poll is the worst thing that can happen to a girl

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catasters:

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mrbungle:

i hate you shein. i hate you wish. i hate you temu. i hate you aliexpress. i hate you fast fashion. i hate you consumerism. i hate you planned obsolescence. i hate you plastics.

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fluffy-robots:

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suenyito:

never forget what green onion has done for you.. for all of us

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animepopheart:

★ Emmm | FMA Major Arcana collection ☆
⊳ available for purchase >> preorder
✔ republished w/permission

(via chaotic-on-main)

queenwaker:

thepoisonroom:

loudly going “YOU’RE GOOD YOU’RE GOOD” to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i’ve ever done

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javarisx-fightingthosedemons:

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teaboot:

creativemercinary:

teaboot:

An enemy is just a friend I haven’t worn down

Are you saying that you’re the main character of a kids cartoon?

I’m saying that “I’m going to be friends with you” is both a promise and a threat

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depsidase:

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weaver-z:

weaver-z:

weaver-z:

weaver-z:

weaver-z:

Me when I’m in a “give your child the worst name imaginable” competition and my competition is any millennial couple

In related news I met a kid with older sisters named Kelly and Molly today (normal, fine names) and I’d like my lovely followers to take a guess as to what the youngest’s name was

Great guesses! Some were pretty close! Unfortunately,

Okay. Round 2, submitted by my friend. A real baby born this year to actual millennial parents. She is a girl. Her name starts with L and is six letters long. Put guesses in the tags.

Good ones, gang! However,

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blastovkatamarinecromancy:

footlongdingledong:

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