i hate you shein. i hate you wish. i hate you temu. i hate you aliexpress. i hate you fast fashion. i hate you consumerism. i hate you planned obsolescence. i hate you plastics.
Me when I’m in a “give your child the worst name imaginable” competition and my competition is any millennial couple
In related news I met a kid with older sisters named Kelly and Molly today (normal, fine names) and I’d like my lovely followers to take a guess as to what the youngest’s name was
Great guesses! Some were pretty close! Unfortunately,
Okay. Round 2, submitted by my friend. A real baby born this year to actual millennial parents. She is a girl. Her name starts with L and is six letters long. Put guesses in the tags.